**For Immediate Release!**

Brand new GOLDMINE of a seafood hangout uncovered in small town Sekinchang (30km from Kuala Selangor).

“Eleh, Jay, wtf… what goldmine all?”

Wait-lah… give people a chance to speak-lah…

Goldmine because the food is EXCELLENT. (K S no fight)

Goldmine because food portion is A L-O-T. (Oi a lot ooohh.. sorryla no picture to show, was focusing on licking plate half the time)

And most importantly, goldmine because…

It is DAMMMMN C-H-E-A-P. (Cheaper than K S’gor 1/3, so OF COURSE cheaplah!)

Looking around, table manners (for both boys, girls, women and men) are non-existent when it comes to eating in this area, apparently one is EXPECTED to eat until kicap is all over the mouth, oil splattered shamelessly on cheeks, crab/la-la sauce on fingers and
basically everything that comes with eating like an ulu pahriah.

Oh this is what we kampung boys call… HOME!

Speaking of which, since I was invited to stay over at brader Jenson’s big ass MANSION of a PALACE (notice how my camera cannot even take a proper view, that’s how BIG ASS the place is!) :

This place’s one dream getaway-lah… (especially with the super expensive Panasonic “can sleep on it whole day” massage chair)…

Let’s just hope and pray the “palace” didn’t burn down as I forgot to off his room air-cond when we left hahaha

I say man, what-lah weekend sooo fast over, tommorrow have to work again… ini yang tak suka ni…

Oh by the way, have you seen this SORHAI of a dick lurking around YOUR area before? If you have… BEWARE…. (**hint: the bro with the afro used to be from Sek Men D’sara Jaya PJ, Graduating Class of 97 AND a Monash graduate hahahaa):